Stupid files: Man tries to fill up Car with Jet Fuel.

SRSLY.

A drunken man broke into a small airport and tried to fill up his car’s gas tank with jet fuel, police said. Police arrested the man, 20, on Sunday night for driving while intoxicated and attempted theft.

The man probably wasn’t trying to save money. The aviation fuel in the pumps used for aircraft and race cars, was going for $5.97 a gallon, accessed by a credit card, authorities said.

Heh. I don’t think we need to beat around the bush here people. I think we all know why he was trying to fill up his truck with jet fuel. He was obviously trying to fly it like some bitchin’ fighter jet.