Assaulting the Spire

She claims that President George W. Bush almost killed her.

And she has the scarrrrrrrz~ to prove it she claims. Well, actually she went out and bought a whole bunch of fishing equipment (WTF?) and then proceeded to stab herself in the finger with the cleaning knife that tore out tendon, muscle, sinew, and then left her with a staph infection that almost killed her.

Now, any sane person probably feels the urge to find Ms. O’Donnell and slap her squarely across the face with a medieval gauntlet and declare a dual. However, I urge everyone to remain calm and refrain from old european tactics of outrage.

Still, it makes me wonder why people haven’t had Rosie committed for the truly insane acts that she has committed against herself, and against whatever viewing audience she has been in front of. Because, lets face it….if you’ve had to endure listening to this fat sow scream and harp on about conspiracy and lunacy then you have all been done a great disservice and I’m pretty sure that just having to look at her is classified as “eye rape”.

You wanna know what the craziest thing about her actions that really confuses me? It isn’t the self-mutilation part that I am confused over….it’s the fishing. Why did she suddenly have an urge to go fishing? What madness overtook her so wholeheartedly that she HAD to go fishing?

Crazy