Assaulting the Spire

Wow, I was totally a fan of Montana when I was a little kid. He just seemed so calm and collected.

However…. 

Since the party was a media event (athletes hammed it up for the camera all night), I took three photos of Montana for my Madden Bowl recap story. I then turned away to check my work, surprised to find the football icon missing from the last photo.

It only took a hot second to realize where he’d gone. Montana was behind me, bumping into me to get my attention. Startled, I turned to see a stone-faced Joe who looked at me with disdain before asking, “Do you have a fucking problem?” I politely shook my head, and said I didn’t know that I wasn’t allowed to take pictures of him.

What a douchenozzle (two in one day!) to say that to someone who, you know, is just taking a picture of him. Considering that Joe has had his picture taken like a million times in his career you wouldn’t think that he would mind. However, the reporter did say that the booze had been flowing all night and I’m pretty sure that alcohol turns you in to a douchebag.

Or, it could be this picture:

What’s that Joe? You don’t like your picture taken? Hmm? Drinking too heavily? What? That lady next to you isn’t your wife? Hmmm…

Next time lay off the booze Joe, and try being a bit more civil. People don’t like jerk off celebrities dropping the F-bomb for no reason. Especially just for someone taking your picture.

Ya jerk.