Assaulting the Spire

Wow, I just can’t use this place as a respectable place for political opinion anymore.

That’s it. I remove thee from my hotlinks! I shun thee and rebuke thee for all of your transgressions against the conservative base!

Why oh WHY has thou let someone with such douchebaggery (in case you can’t tell “Douchebag” is hilarious to me and this is why I use it constantly)  as Johnnie Byrd post upon your net pages?

Anyways! I just want to explain something to missa Byrd:

But it is time for Rush, Laura, Sean, Bill and friends to deeply ponder the fact that almost two million Republicans voted in Florida’s closed primary—a huge number. More people voted in Florida than Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and South Carolina combined. More than twice the population of all of New Hampshire—and McCain was the Republican choice! Amazingly, this happened in the face of an unmerciful pounding by Rush and friends, as well as Romney’s 4,475 television ads to McCain’s 470.

Well, Mr. Byrd one of the main reasons why the majority of Republicans voted for McCain in that state? Well, that’s because Florida, God’s waiting room, is filled with very very old people. The very same old people who mucked up the 2000 election because they wanted to vote for Pat Buchanan. The VERY SAME old people that couldn’t tell what chad to punch out and thus pitched a holy hell of a hissy fit because thats what old people do.

Answer is easy to understand: OLD. PEOPLE.

Is it any coincidence that these old people would vote for McCain? No, because he is OLD too! They all stick together like one big old wrinkle that stretches from miami to sarasota and back to Jacksonville. One giant election ruining wrinkle.

Old People. Old. McCain. Old.

Need I say more?