When celebrities attack! Joe Montana harasses Gamedaily reporter.

Wow, I was totally a fan of Montana when I was a little kid. He just seemed so calm and collected.

However…. 

Since the party was a media event (athletes hammed it up for the camera all night), I took three photos of Montana for my Madden Bowl recap story. I then turned away to check my work, surprised to find the football icon missing from the last photo.

It only took a hot second to realize where he’d gone. Montana was behind me, bumping into me to get my attention. Startled, I turned to see a stone-faced Joe who looked at me with disdain before asking, “Do you have a fucking problem?” I politely shook my head, and said I didn’t know that I wasn’t allowed to take pictures of him.

What a douchenozzle (two in one day!) to say that to someone who, you know, is just taking a picture of him. Considering that Joe has had his picture taken like a million times in his career you wouldn’t think that he would mind. However, the reporter did say that the booze had been flowing all night and I’m pretty sure that alcohol turns you in to a douchebag.

Or, it could be this picture:

What’s that Joe? You don’t like your picture taken? Hmm? Drinking too heavily? What? That lady next to you isn’t your wife? Hmmm…

Next time lay off the booze Joe, and try being a bit more civil. People don’t like jerk off celebrities dropping the F-bomb for no reason. Especially just for someone taking your picture.

Ya jerk.

A minute of your time – Pondering the faithless

Here is a nice quote I found.

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life as if there isn’t and die to find out there is.
- Albert Camus

I can’t count how many times I’ve said that, and this guy gets the credit! Well, I guess thats the benefit of saying it “first”.

Et tu Townhall?

Wow, I just can’t use this place as a respectable place for political opinion anymore.

That’s it. I remove thee from my hotlinks! I shun thee and rebuke thee for all of your transgressions against the conservative base!

Why oh WHY has thou let someone with such douchebaggery (in case you can’t tell “Douchebag” is hilarious to me and this is why I use it constantly)  as Johnnie Byrd post upon your net pages?

Anyways! I just want to explain something to missa Byrd:

But it is time for Rush, Laura, Sean, Bill and friends to deeply ponder the fact that almost two million Republicans voted in Florida’s closed primary—a huge number. More people voted in Florida than Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada and South Carolina combined. More than twice the population of all of New Hampshire—and McCain was the Republican choice! Amazingly, this happened in the face of an unmerciful pounding by Rush and friends, as well as Romney’s 4,475 television ads to McCain’s 470.

Well, Mr. Byrd one of the main reasons why the majority of Republicans voted for McCain in that state? Well, that’s because Florida, God’s waiting room, is filled with very very old people. The very same old people who mucked up the 2000 election because they wanted to vote for Pat Buchanan. The VERY SAME old people that couldn’t tell what chad to punch out and thus pitched a holy hell of a hissy fit because thats what old people do.

Answer is easy to understand: OLD. PEOPLE.

Is it any coincidence that these old people would vote for McCain? No, because he is OLD too! They all stick together like one big old wrinkle that stretches from miami to sarasota and back to Jacksonville. One giant election ruining wrinkle.

Old People. Old. McCain. Old.

Need I say more?

Politics: Why would anyone who is a real conservative vote for McCain? Oh wait….real conservatives don’t vote for McCain.

Townhalls “John Hawkins” had a recent article put up where he tells us conservatives that we should vote for McCain and, although sarcastically so, says we should “do it and like it”.

Yeah, not gonna happen.

Sorry John but I won’t abandon principles just so we can avoid four years of the Hilda beast of the magical Barack Obama. Nah, the rest of your dorks can line up like lemmings if you want but I think I’ll just hang back and wait for my opportunity to actually vote someone in who I could support.

Now, if Romney gets the vote? Yeah, I’ll gladly line up in November and pull that lever, but if it was McCain I might just write him a letter stating how much a douchenozzle I think he is. Anyone who hires a man like Juan Hernandez (who supports a north american union type deal where we join hands with Canada and Mexico and become one single entity) soundly fits within the realm of douchery and it unfit to be President.

Anyways, I have a demonstration video to show you the reaction I have when someone tells me that McCain is a perfectly good candidate.