Assaulting the Spire

Click here for Sinistar’s absolutely engaging find.

Seriously, why is grant money being wasted on these “studies”? Hasn’t everyone since the beginning of time and human record hated clowns and their ilk?

I sure know I have. Not that they are scary or anything…..they’re just….creepy. Also, it doesn’t really help that Stephen King (Master of Horror?) wrote a book that involved a supernatural muderous clown that liked to scare the bejeezus out of children, and we Americans had a REAL LIFE murderous clown that liked to kill people and bury them under his house.

Useless trivia nugget: Gacy was a Democratic Party precinct captain. Ominous is it not?

Anyways, Clowns are evil. EVIL! They have ties with Poltergeists, Demonic underworld spirits, Stephen King, Real Life murders, and The Democratic party.

Evil. Pure effin’ Evil.