Assaulting the Spire

Over 600 links of proof mind you. His website is Numberwatch and he has a ton of links to news stories that have basically equated everything bad or whatever to Global Warming. Ya know….that thing that used to be referred to as “The weather?”

I’ll post the information here and highlight a few of my favs, but im breaking the links you’ll have to actually visit numberwatch to click em: Do please click the “more” link to open the rest of the post. You’ll chuckle.
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Why? Because they are just plain TOUGH.

I was going to have like a big “thumbs up” picture to go with this newslink but I dont have one and I’m too lazy to look for one. However, do click the link and find out how a NAVY SEAL feels about people coming in and feeling sorry for him or questioning his profession.

Liberals, take note. Soldiers don’t need your questions or doubts whether or not they are doing the right thing. You see…..those boys KNOW they are there and they already know what they are doing is right. They don’t need people like you, who refuse to take up the fight, to try and judge them or convince them otherwise. They are warriors and proud of it.

Yup! Sure is!

Turns out it’s by some chick named Imogen Heap. Who knew? Apparently everyone else on the internet but me knew it, but then again it’s not my staple of music that I choose. Still, the song is kinda cool and now that i’ve listend to it I can recognize it from like the million commercials for TV shows they have used it on.

Sorry to anyone who has come by wanting more Daily Companion Cube facts….apparently my PC was in such distress from the loss of its digital friend that it decided to die in a fire and melt down from the inside.

However! I did some tinkering and then I told it that I would be buying this soft and plush version for my desk, and some fuzzy companion dice for my car.

Then! Magically it all seemed to work fine…sorta. Still, posting has resumed and here is a treat.

Weighted Companion Cube fact: Melted CPU edition - Recent testing of the plushy Weighted Companion Cube has shown that the rate of pet owners has fallen 60%. Puppies are left in the streets while glorious Weighted Companion Cubes’ are safe and warm in their homes.

Scientists believe that mankind is behind Global Warming and that the constant burning of the Weighted Companion Cube releases tons of harmful CO2 in to the atmosphere.

I may just send a whole crate of them to be dropped on top of the runner who goes to light the torch.

Organizers of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing have published a list of “prohibited objects” in the Olympic village where athletes will stay. To the surprise of many, Bibles are among the objects that will not be allowed.

And all of this right on the heels of their promises to offer religious practice places at the olympics. Guess you can’t really trust those communist types now can you. Seriously though….did anyone really believe that the Chinese would really have allowed Christian texts of any kind back in to their country? I sure didnt….they already kill Christians enough as it is so I kinda called “BS” on the whole allowing religious freedoms during the Olympics.

If you ask me I think America needs to sit this Olympics out. Why? Because China sucks and they need all foreign aide removed from them until they can remove their idiotic communist mantras and get around to actually producing stuff like food and toys that isn’t so full of lead that you could mold a bullet out of it.

Call me insensitive or whatever, but I just don’t like countries who poison my fellow citizens and then try and act like everything is alright.

But of course they were trying to raise awareness on Climate Change weren’t they? Also, if anyone actually watched the Today Show this morning you would have seen that their computer readings were quite a bit off.

Matt Lauer at Greenland - Said it was 23degrees F, but the actual computer readout HUD said it was 10degrees

Ann Curry - Claimed it was 10degrees where she was at in Antarctica but the HUD said -15degrees.

Al Roker - was in equador and said it was 50degrees….and he was actually right!

Anyways, I’m nitpicking  but has anyone else seen anything so desperate and weird lately? The whole world has just gone batcrap crazy over this “green” fad that is being shoved down our throats and I can tell you that I am pretty much sick of it.  Look, i’m all for conservation and cleaning up the planet and being good stewards, but I’m just going to have to say that buying carbon offsets, raising “awareness”, and rationing toilet paper isn’t going to save a single thing.

I was even reading in the special news stand quarterly issue and their whole topic was Global Warming. Some of the ideas were kinda nifty but they really lost me when they talked about living in 100sq.ft homes and building a giant mirror in space. Yeah, space mirror….not even kidding.  OH! And they also want to inject sulfur in to the atmosphere. Yeah, thats all we need….Earth to be the stinkiest planet in the galaxy. Yay! for science right?

Anyways. I’ve ranted enough….real news coming up.

The Weighted Companion Cube will never try to stab you….unless you cheat on it with the Weighted Storage Cube.

Bonus Saturday Fact:  Due to excessive death by fire, the Weighted Companion Cube is considered an endangered species.

You know….we have facts about Chuck Norris, facts about Fred Thompson….heck…we even have daily facts about Hillary Clinton but I think I’m going to go a different route and selfishly use my opportunity to do something original and base my own daily facts upon an inanimate object.

The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube….SO! Here we go!

Daily Fact: “The Weighted Companion Cube is so wonderful that even Chuck Norris cried when he burned it.”