It’s Wednesday so that means MORE WEIRD STUFF

I’m so happy cause i’m a gummy bear. GUMMY BEAR!

Video was broken but now it’s fixed. Yay!

I have a friend who likes anime A LOT, and this is what he shows me.

Ever heard of Lucky Star? No? Well, unless your some anime fan or you know….from JAPAN you probably wouldn’t know or care about what Lucky Star is. Well, my friend over at That’s Not Kanon is obsessed with the show and I found the opening on Youtube. Cute and Rot-Your-Teeth sugary is all I can say to describe the opening.

Laugh all you want but Doshi says the show is gold. I watched like a ten minute segment where it showed a bunch of girls discussing the correct way to eat a chocolate comet which, apparently, is some shell shaped pastry with chocolate stuffed inside of it, and apparently the main character is some video game obsessed slacker.

Here’s Megaman jamming to the opening song too.

Weird? You betcha.

Shocking! – Study finds that men like Hot Women.

What? noooo…really? I always thought men liked those big, fat, nebulous women who shatter the ground when the stride up next to you.

Where’s Carlos Mencia when you need him? I just wish I had a button that would make him pop out and say “Dee dee dee!” every time someone publishes something redundant and commonly known and then tries to pass it off as “science”. Not that Mencia is funny but I just like the dee dee dee thing.

Anyways, heres what the great minds discovered:

Men’s choices did not reflect their stated preferences, the researchers concluded. Instead, men appeared to base their decisions mostly on the women’s physical attractiveness.

The men also appeared to be much less choosy. Men tended to select nearly every woman above a certain minimum attractiveness threshold, Todd said.

No kidding. Men like HOT women and everyone has known this. The study also shows that women are more discriminatory when choosing a partner. DUUUUUH. You know what?….this was a waste of time and money. Everyone already knew this and these scientists should be charged with theft for stealing “grant money” and doing absolutely nothing productive with it.

A whole bunch of F-words get mad a Jerry Lewis for saying the F-word

Sorry, but I just had to go there.

In case your wondering just what type of F-word it was then call up Isaiah Washington that used to be on Grey’s Anatomy and ask him why he called his costar a faggot. Oops.

I’m not sure but the last time I checked people in this country had free-speech. Well, at least the minorities do anyways. Heaven forbid someone use an epitaph that the complaining group in question uses on a daily basis, but I guess they could just use the whole Black community excuse by saying “Thats our word”.

Oh really? Well, then I make a motion from here on out that Zesta no longer call their products “Crackers” but instead should just be referred to as “Saltine Wafers”. So, why the big hub-bub?

Monday’s monologue prompted a critical statement Tuesday from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.

Neil Giuliano, GLAAD president, called Lewis’ use of the term “simply unacceptable.”

“It also feeds a climate of hatred and intolerance that contributes to putting our community in harm’s way,” Giuliano said.

Should I whip out my cell phone and call you a Waambulance? If I got upset everytime someone called me some demeaning term I believe I would have to be put in to therapy from all of the anxiety I would be causing myself. Hah, must be why many alternative lifestyles have therapists and emotional problems. But I digress…this is another example of the PC (political correctness) crowd trying to put a plug on peoples actual freedoms. Regardless of what the GLAAD community would like to think, Jerry Lewis didn’t commit any illegal or improper act. Why? because he has every right to say whatever the hell he wants too.

If you disagree with it? fine, but how about not mucking up my news day with your boo-hoo crybaby tripe. There’s alot better things to be doing than polluting the news lines with your personal problems.

WTF – Shaolin Monks demand apology for story that says Ninja beat them up.

Actual news, Not makin this up.

For goodness sakes! People make movies all the time where Monks and Ninjas battle each other and then some guy posts a story claiming a Ninja beat up a bunch of monks and they threaten legal action? Is that some ancient Shaolin manuver i’m not aware of? Some kind of Sue-U-Kung-Fu or something?

The posting last week on the “Iron Blood Bulletin Board Community” described a ninja who challenged the monks of the Shaolin Temple to a fight in August after practicing boxing at a Japanese mountain retreat for five years. The Internet user claimed the monks accepted the challenge and the ninja won, proving the monks are trained to perform rather than fight.

Well if you guys would kick somebody in the teeth once and a while people might think you guys are actually dangerous! Your only proof that monks are badass was Jet Li and he’s not doing the martial arts movie thing anymore so I guess your gonna have to pick up the slack from now on.

Besides….a Ninja? Do those even exist anymore? Sure, Ninjas but I cant honestly say that I’ve ever heard of a “Ninja Clan” in the news or anything out of Japan in the last….whenever….that alludes to the notion that Ninjas do in fact exist. Then again maybe the Ninjas are so awesome they make people think the DONT exist…..or something.

I guess what I’m getting at is that the monks just need to fight some ninjas and see who’s better. I think everyone wins in that situation.